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How To turn in your neighbors

July 15, 2008

In honor of the Department of Homeland Security “No-Fly” watch list reaching 1 million records, the recent passage of the FISA bill that grants immunity to telecoms that spied on Americans without warrants and the Federal Reserve bailing out Bear Stearns, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac; the President and Congress bribing Americans with stimulus checks and entitlements without limits, I give you the latest innovation from ‘No More Bill of Rights Inc.’ (No comparison to Billy Mays is implied or endorsed.)

“Fear Monger here with another exciting product to get rid of those pesky problems. Tired of all those criminals roaming the streets? Want to feel safe in your own home? Does NMBOR Inc. have the product for you. Made in America and guaranteed to last, this handsome line of clothing from the Department of Homeland Security will have criminals on the run in no time. Complete with lightning flashes and skulls in your choice of silver or gold, these cotton knit shirts come in black or brown to coordinate with any sidearm you may own. But that’s not all. Buy these blackshirts or brownshirts for the whole family and if you act right now, we’ll include the DHS Liquidator List at no extra charge! Have a rude neighbor? Use the Liquidator List and your nights will be quiet. Have a creepy boss? Use the Liquidator List and show your loyalty where it really counts, up against the wall. Annoyed with that blogger? Use the 1-800 toll free number listed on the Liquidator List to report them and within minutes a trained strike force of approved local loyalists will eliminate the problem once and for all. Call within the next 10 minutes and we’ll even include your very own FISA approved personal monitoring device for only three easy payments of $15.99 and don’t worry about defaulting on the amount owed, there’s plenty more free money from the Federal Reserve. Remember everyone, the terrorist living next door could be you, rat them out first with the DHS Liquidator List. Call now.”

14 Comments leave one →
  1. July 15, 2008 9:44 am

    tell me you made this up…..

  2. July 15, 2008 9:48 am

    Yes it’s satire… but…

    Charlie Davis video taken at the Ron Paul rally in Washington D.C. July 12th, 2008. The speaker in the video is Naomi Wolf author of “Fascism in America; Ten easy steps.

    This maybe satire, but it could easily come true and contains several of the ten easy steps to a Fascist America.

  3. July 15, 2008 10:29 am

    I could so see this happening!
    History repeating itself…augh
    good article

  4. July 15, 2008 12:48 pm

    Do unto others before they do unto you.

  5. July 15, 2008 1:36 pm

    terrifying… seriously terrifying

    even as a child I had Nazi nightmares; they’ve never left me;
    what happened before could so happen anywhere anytime all over again… will the world never learn from its past mistakes and
    allow the horrors of history to repeat itself?

    your post might’ve been written tongue in cheek, but never a truer word spoken in jest

  6. July 15, 2008 2:38 pm

    I laughed and then I cried. Very creative way to showcase the turning tide. HUGS

  7. July 15, 2008 3:19 pm

    Very funny in a horrifying way.

  8. July 15, 2008 4:04 pm

    Brian–Thanks for your outrage :)

    LaVena Johnson kind of goes with this post

    For some reason her covered up by our government death really affected me beyond rational thinking. She’s just one raped and dead girl put she puts a human face on what’s happening in Iraq. To our own troops.

    Every place I looked just verified the info and I don’t get why it’s not being picked up by the media. Her father is a doctor. We will probably have a Black president. Yet I can’t help but feel that were she white this would be front and center everywhere. I can’t remember the name of the woman who was hurt and supposed to be a hero but turned out not to be. Think the media is scared of going down that road. But this is different.

    She can’t speak for herself. We can.

  9. July 15, 2008 4:10 pm

    http://www.commondreams.org/archive/2008/04/28/8564/

    This link here explains the many deaths of U.S. servicewomen in Iraq and elsewhere that have been classified as suicides but are probably murders. By some accounts 1 out of 3 women in the military are raped by other service persons and the Army especially is covering up and promoting the rapists.

  10. July 17, 2008 4:45 pm

    One day, I am going to be so scared, rather than hiding behind it, I will do something intelligent (or stupid, one) to stop what is causing that fear. And that, in itself is scary, because, I truly mean it, but I am not truly sure how to prevent others from being so cruel and plain ignorant. It seems like every time I start having faith in mankind, something happens to make it feel hopeless.

  11. July 28, 2008 6:26 pm

    http://warofillusions.wordpress.com/2008/07/27/the-abbreviated/

    Here’s an article about the link between vaccines given to babies and young children and the huge rise in autism. Despite government, medical and industry denials, the facts are that we are allowing this country to die by degrees.

  12. July 31, 2008 3:54 pm

    I turned myself in and saved everyone the trouble. You can easily do it at http://www.fbi.gov .

  13. August 2, 2008 10:30 pm

    Our country feels like that moment in a car when you’re driving on the ice and begin to slide, and your brain does a quick calculation: there is too much momentum in a particular direction to avoid a collision with the delta-V available from the tires. We see it coming in slow motion, inexorably…

  14. September 10, 2008 12:40 pm

    http://www.minnesotaindependent.com/8190/cataloging-the-journalist-detainees-connected-to-rnc-protests

    A list of the 42 – so far – of news media arrested or detained by the Fascist Police State during the Republican National Convention in St. Paul.

    “Freedom of the Press” anyone?

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