When things that go bump in the night…

2008 May 15
by Brian

“For this week’s

Totally Optional

prompt, write a poem in which something or things represents some other thing or things. You could use an object to symbolize an idea. Or a taste to represent a feeling. Or a color to stand in for an animal.

You can let the poem make clear what’s being represented. Or not. Invite your readers to use their imaginations.”

“My shoulder hurts”

but I keep this cudgel handy, it’s changed

through the years,

the cudgel… at first

when young, it was

a mere

twig

a sprig, a prig I was, but

so what… because by

teenage angst it was

a stick, a brick, a

prick I was, but

who cares… by early

adulthood it was a

a plank, a prank,

swank I was, but

big deal… I was on top

and thanks to my

foresight

wisdom

all around superiority, I had

the biggest set of wood by

the time I was middle-aged, no

longer small, my mighty

cudgel smote all

who defied

and

cried

and gave

lame excuses

for

performance as

I beat them

down with

my mighty

cudgel

I sleep well at night

with it

on my shoulder but

get real,

looking

in the mirror

is so overrated

me and my

ego

do just

fine…

when things go bump in the night

20 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 May 15

    I love it! You seriously come up with this stuff on your own? I’m amazed at your talent once again.

  2. 2008 May 15

    I’d laugh, but it’s too real to be funny.

  3. 2008 May 15

    Inflation at an all time high!

  4. 2008 May 15

    ((((Kila))))

    Yes my fevered mind strikes again, and I can’t blame Rose for this one.

    Quill, believe me it’s based on real life, and not mine in anyway.

    Welcome Stan. Not true anywhere. Hyperflation in many countries has been much greater. Thanks for the visit.

  5. 2008 May 15

    I just loved this. And so very true for many of us.

  6. 2008 May 15

    You mean so true that others are like this Anthony. Right? ;)

  7. 2008 May 15

    you never fail to amaze me with the diversity of your talent and I’m not just saying that ‘cos I lurv ya :lol:

    it sounds like a lot more wood than is needed for a chip on the shoulder

    I’m still at work (yawn yawn) and for once I have half-an-hour left of the day with nothing to do and the bossman gone… that’s why I’m here

    hope your day’s not as yawn yawn as mine

    lotsa luv ann xxxxxx

  8. 2008 May 15

    (((((Annie)))))

    I lurv you too. Sorry you’re bored, I can think of nothing I like more than working. :roll:

    Very busy this past week and a bit today at work which is good for the paycheck.

    I must be an honest poet here though and confess the ‘chip on the shoulder’ never crossed my mind. :D

  9. 2008 May 15

    home at last… and it’s a cold miserable wet day
    here. guess our summer has been and gone

    the chip on the shoulder was the first thing that
    crossed my mind when I saw wood and shoulder, but
    your poem really reflects quite the reverse; your
    mighty cudgel and huge ego gives others chips on
    their shoulders

    think I’ll shut up now!

  10. 2008 May 15

    Excellent Brian – something we can all relate to. :)

  11. 2008 May 15

    (((((Ann)))))

    My mighty ego? Actually the vision I had when writing the poem was a troll with a huge and knobby cudgel slung over a shoulder. I don’t cudgel people at all. Wheedle and beg maybe. :P

    Summer is over????? Come back to Florida. That will heat you right up. sizzzzzzle

    Hi Texas, I was just at your blog leaving a comment. :D

    Thank you.

  12. 2008 May 15

    when I used the words “your mighty cudgel and huge ego” I was referring to the “my” of the poem, not about you personally, so there ;)

    I wish being back in Florida was as easy as beaming up or wriggling my nose… do you think my fat would melt in the heat?

  13. 2008 May 15

    And here I thought you complimenting me. ;)

    Probably… but since you’re not fat, I wouldn’t know. :D

  14. 2008 May 15

    Excellent poem

  15. 2008 May 15

    all those internal rhymes made this a pleasure to read aloud

  16. 2008 May 15

    there is something quite attractive about just s smidgen of egotism…. very clever

  17. 2008 May 15

    Quite clever, Brian, as usual. Glad you are writing.

  18. 2008 May 16

    Welcome Ofira and thank you.

    Hi Sister, I always read my poems out loud before publishing to make sure they flow.

    Paisley, just a pinch please. ;)

    Marcia, writing here and there.

  19. 2008 May 16

    I was bumped, my friend!

    :D

  20. 2008 May 17

    Careful you don’t trip over your cudgel Gautami. ;)

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